Troubleshooting Your Air Conditioner.

Good title. Best thread.
I'm Eldless, I play a purple birdperson. Her name is Itotia Ihuicatl, it means Dancer Sky in Nahuatl (because I am a creative mastermind).

Say hello and post .gifs while I wait for the server to restart and whitelist me.

 

Hello! Welcome to the server!

 

Thanks much, also, I dig the artwork. I might end up commissioning something from Jay, the shadow work and the expressions are to die for.

 

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welcome to the server asshole.
i love you.
ok.

 

Welcome to the server, don't mind Narfball being Narfball

 

I dig it, he's got some nice legs. I like your wreath hat.

 

dude
what the fuck did you say about my legs?
they're NICE?
my legs
are the best
motherfucking legs
in the universe
they're better than kanye west's view of kim kardashian
who i may add, is a fucking hobbit.
and you call them
NICE
who the fuck do you think you are
i will stab you motherfucker
i
will
stab
you.

 

I dunno man, you say you like legs.
Talk a big game and everything
But I'm seeing a lot of foot and ankle in those pics.
And I'm sitting here thinking, you know, maybe this guy ain't one of us.
Maybe this guy thinks he's some kinda revolutionary
But he's not
He's just a leg poser.

 

Damn..

 

you wanna go kid
you and me
right now
i'll show you who's top dog
i am a revolutionary for those with leg fetishes
it's just people don't realize
that foot and ankle
are very
very
unattractive
but i am an artist and i will fap to all the legs
no matter how much ankle and foot is there
you think you can just tell me that i am some fuckin
notleglover
on my fuckin forum
dude i will wreck you
your anus is NOT prepared for the storm
okay?
fuckin wanker butthole poopface you suck butts
try'na say im a fake person

 

-grabs popcorn and starts eating-

 

You're not a true blooded leg lover
You're just an ingrate, poluting our long established fetish pool
With your filth
You might have all these normies fooled
"Oh yeah, Narfball, he loves legs"
But we can smell our own and you smell like
Feet and ankles
Your pics are, in fact, mostly feet and ankles
If you're going to pretend to be one of us
At least you could present yourself as a connoisseur
And not some plebian foot fetishest

 

This is perfect. I love it. 10/10

 

I honestly disapprove of your theory, allow me to pick at it graciously.

"Oh yeah, Narfball, he loves legs"

Is the foot and ankle not part of the leg, you UNEDUCATED worm? You think the leg is just a shin, kneecap and thigh, do you not? Well, I have news, fellow leg enthusiast. The leg is also foot and ankle.

But we can smell our own and you smell like
Feet and ankles

Then how did you misjudge me so harshly? Because you truly are NOT one of us.

Your pics are, in fact, mostly feet and ankles
If you're going to pretend to be one of us

That is where you are wrong. I do not pretend, I am a man of truth. My pics are in fact, not, mostly feet and ankles. I point you at all of them. There is more shin and thigh there than anything else. You moronic whelp, you're now being put on the chopping block. Defend your points, or be slaughtered by my MIGHTY BUTTSWORD.

 

10/10 would leg again.

 

"I honestly disapprove of your theory, allow me to pick at it graciously."

Please do.

"Is the foot and ankle not part of the leg, you UNEDUCATED worm? You think the leg is just a shin, kneecap and thigh, do you not? Well, I have news, fellow leg enthusiast. The leg is also foot and ankle."

Ahem
"In human anatomical terms, the leg is the part of the lower extremity that lies between the knee and the ankle,"
So, fellow uneducated worm, we are both in the wrong.
Three out of four of your 'leg' pictures also contain feet,
I assume you also enjoy feet, which is disgusting
Because you pass off your repulsive fetish as 'leg love'
When actually you love legs (Praise Be) and feet
Also known as ground hands to the common man.

"That is where you are wrong. I do not pretend, I am a man of truth. My pics are in fact, not, mostly feet and ankles. I point you at all of them. There is more shin and thigh there than anything else. You moronic whelp, you're now being put on the chopping block. Defend your points, or be slaughtered by my MIGHTY BUTTSWORD."

I will be referring to the pictures numbered 1-4
1. A celestial leg covered in skin trees. Lovely. Despite the super deformed anatomy the shading is satisfactory and sends pleasure tingles through my kneecaps. However, it is sullied by the nauseating inclusion of a large foot in the center of the picture. The center of the picture is the most important part of the picture and there is a foot there as the focal point of this "leg" picture. This picture is regarded as a foot picture, regardless of what you say.
2. A crude cave drawing of a 'leg' which has little to no anatomy defining it's legglyness. Once again a foot is the focal point in this sorry excuse of a picture. Even the 'my' (marking the ownership as yours Narfball) is written on the foot meaning that the foot is yours. Why would a leg enthusiast want a foot? Why would a leg enthusiast write that a foot is theirs? I propose that we would not. Also, the 'leg' as you call it appears to end at the shin, showing a disregard for the most holy of sections, the thigh.
3. The most sickening example of your incorrectness. Notice the detail on the foot, notice that it is crafted with the utmost love, and attention of the artist. Compare that to the 'leg' that is haphazardly drawn in the corner of the icon, the calf ending too early, the lack of shading. It is simply a limb a segway to the foot. Once again the foot is the focal point of the piece, the explosion lines extending around it showing importance. This picture represents you, Narfball. The text above calls out 'LEG' but the evidence shows nothing but toejam.
4. This is a piece of art. Beautiful, best leg, 10/10 fantastic skin lawn and calf shape great thigh action true masterpiece.

 

While I understand your points and sympathize your stupidity, you are wrong.
The foot is one of the finer details of the leg, yet you do not understand. You refer to the foot as a ground hand, which is not okay. Without the foot, the leg would be but a nub. You can't walk with nubs. The foot is an unsung hero, and you disgrace it by calling it a GROUND HAND. You truly are brazen, leg enthusiast. But let me direct you.. To the chart.

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Notice how pirates have declined with the global average temperature (GAT), this is directly related to the decrease in legs as well. Legs are becoming extinct due to the increasing GAT. You're disgracing an endangered species, the foot, and the leg, by calling them unattractive groundhands. Now I will direct you to the other things that are just as important.

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This, is not a ground hand. It has no thumbs. Yet you explicitly call it: "ground hands to the common man." What kind of argument is this, might I add? It's a poor one. It serves no purpose. You have to cover the facts when arguing, the leg is the best part of the body, foot included, and you fail to realize this. Why do you resume arguing with me when you know this argument will get you nowhere, as you are always wrong?

"I will be referring to the pictures numbered 1-4
1. A celestial leg covered in skin trees. Lovely. Despite the super deformed anatomy the shading is satisfactory and sends pleasure tingles through my kneecaps. However, it is sullied by the nauseating inclusion of a large foot in the center of the picture. The center of the picture is the most important part of the picture and there is a foot there as the focal point of this "leg" picture. This picture is regarded as a foot picture, regardless of what you say.
2. A crude cave drawing of a 'leg' which has little to no anatomy defining it's legglyness. Once again a foot is the focal point in this sorry excuse of a picture. Even the 'my' (marking the ownership as yours Narfball) is written on the foot meaning that the foot is yours. Why would a leg enthusiast want a foot? Why would a leg enthusiast write that a foot is theirs? I propose that we would not. Also, the 'leg' as you call it appears to end at the shin, showing a disregard for the most holy of sections, the thigh.
3. The most sickening example of your incorrectness. Notice the detail on the foot, notice that it is crafted with the utmost love, and attention of the artist. Compare that to the 'leg' that is haphazardly drawn in the corner of the icon, the calf ending too early, the lack of shading. It is simply a limb a segway to the foot. Once again the foot is the focal point of the piece, the explosion lines extending around it showing importance. This picture represents you, Narfball. The text above calls out 'LEG' but the evidence shows nothing but toejam.
4. This is a piece of art. Beautiful, best leg, 10/10 fantastic skin lawn and calf shape great thigh action true masterpiece."

1. The first leg, is the best leg. It has a very strong foot, with graciously painted feathers on the shin and thigh. Truly a masterpiece that you spit on with no reason. And may I add, the foot is at the bottom of the picture?
2. This crude cave drawing was drawn by the magnificent TD, and you sully her name? You've truly outdone yourself, now you are arguing with two leg enthusiasts with the same beliefs.
3. I'm not even going to dignify this with a response, uncultured swine.
4. While it is a piece of art, it lacks the strong foot that keeps it standing. While the shrubbery is great, and the shin is gloriously painted, you do not realize that it lacks, the best part. The foot. It allows you to stand. Must I resume arguing with someone who clearly does not understand what they're getting into?

 

" you do not realize that it lacks, the best part. The foot.

the best part. The foot.
the best part. The foot.
the best part. The foot.
the best part. The foot.
the best part. The foot.
the best part. The foot.
the best part. The foot.
the best part. The foot.
the best part. The foot."

Ladies and gentlemen, this argument is over.
He admits it.
He is a foot lover.

 

That's all you can focus your argument on. Pitiful. And here I thought I was speaking with an intelligent human being who wouldn't affix themselves to five words. You are truly a disgrace to this community. Get off of my forum.

 

the best part. The foot.