Hi~

I'm Skippy and I love you. Yes, you, in particular.

 

I... I'm sorry... I dont think I'm ready for a relationship... We can still be friends though, right?

(shoot just got friendzoned)

On another, less depressing note, JOIN US IN OUR QUEST FOR EPIC RP

 

Aww, thanks skippy. I <3 u 2

 

Sowwy, but I'm taken already. ;-;

Bad jokes aside, welcome aboard the server of pointless insanity and good random stuph!

 

SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i luv u 2 bby

 

She's... So beautiful. Is she single?

-Ray Beluga

 

Plot twist; It's a "He".

-Aryanne

 

*runs to nearest medical facility to get sex change*

 

...And from now on, Ray's known as "Rhyanna" Beluga.

 

Did... Did you get that from /r/TsundereSharks on Reddit?

 

I googled kawaii sharks

DON'T YOU JUDGE MEEEEE

 

So indecent, those sharks! Posting themselves on the net!

 

WELCOME MORTAL. and no EVILNESS WAITS FOR NO RELATIONSHIP.

but you can help me with EEEEVIIIL.

 

are you tryn to make me a sidekick
ill have you know i have over 300 confirmed evil overlordings

 

ill have you know i have over 600 confirmed evil doings.

plus i am slightly responsible for gunnery sergeant joshua schefflers death, so yeah.

CAN YOU BEAT THAT MORTAL?!

 

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

 

he was killed by a legging meteor

i mean sure they were on your event world but it was a LEGGING METEOR

 

ill rek ur shite m8

 

sipi u r an whainker