A job for me, pulsar!

-Pulsar-
Well... I'm pulsar, and I need a job. I'm running out of pixels. I alredy work for Fiddle-Beak... but it's not enough...

Basically, that's all. If there's any job that you need done, contact me.

That's all.

 

I take if you've never had to apply for a real job before.

 

I didn't, actually. Not very keen on all that social stuffs. I hope I don't sound awkward.

 

Generally when you look for work, providing some sort of resume helps.

 

((Lydia))
Ayyo what can you DO! ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ

 

-Pulsar-

Hmm... I know electronics, programming, biology, physics, chemistry ( I had a pretty busy life, do not blame me )
I also got a rocket launcher. I'm not willing to use it on my job tho.

Oh, and I also know how to play the guitar... Even if my guitar is a bit old. I should get a new one.

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First time I'm actually applying for a job. Don't blame me if I forgot something please.

 

((Lydia))
I'll pay you to clean toilets.
Yes?

 

Wich toilets? Where?

Actually, I think I'm going to wait for a better offer.

 

Tetanus Field's toilets. You'll probably need a hazmat suit.

 

-Pulsar-
No way, I'll get a different job.

 

How old are you? Where did you get your schooling or trade education? How many years experience in the listed fields? References?

 

((Mucklurk))
UpTop has sewer already?

 

-Pulsar-
I know I should get those... But I can't.
I don't know how old I am.
I learned by devouring books.
I don't know how many years I've been doing that.
I dobut I got any.

 

You should take the toilet cleaning job and consider yourself lucky.

 

-Pulsar-
It's not my fucking fault If I cannot remind how old I am or how much years I've been doing it.

I only know it's been more than 20 years.

 

Are you good with decorating..?

-Veronica

 

-Pulsar-
Well, that probably depends on who's looking. Very subjective

 

Listen kid. This is the real world, not some charity service. You wanna work, then work. Beggars can't be choosers, especially when the beggar doesn't know any half useful information. I wouldn't trust you with walking my dog, if I hat one, let alone anything requiring an education.

If you are serious about this, do the damn work and earn a place doing something better. Don't waste people's time pretending you are to good to do a job, because chances are, you aren't.

 

-Pulsar-
I'm perfectly capable of taking care of a dog, I'm sure of that.
And I /seriously/ don't want to clean those toilets. Definitely not, specially after she said the hazmat thing..

Look, I'm /serious/ about this, I /actually/ can't remember much details. It's not my fault, okay?

 

I never said they were functioning toilets.